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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:08
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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BBC Stands By Newsreader Who Corrected Autocue From “Pregnant People” To “Women” - Deadline
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Why did the Greek city state never form an empire?
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
FAA will restrict flights at Newark airport through end of year - NJ.com
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Lynn Hamilton Dies: ‘The Waltons’ & ‘Sanford And Son’ Actress Was 95 - Deadline
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Robotic table tennis system predicts ball trajectory and adapts swing in real time - Tech Xplore
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
2025 NBA Finals MVP Rankings: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, Tyrese Haliburton and More - Bleacher Report
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
What ended your relationship with your best friend?
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
What habits do happy couples have?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...